What Every Woman Should Know About Facial Aging and Acne

“Soft as a baby’s butt.” We’ve all heard this expression. However (intentionally avoided using, “but”), you’ve probably never heard that you have to take care of a woman’s skin precisely the same way you take care of a baby’s butt. Which should we deal with first?

Women start out as as adorable babies so lets all start there together. Babies poop. Moms tend to just use water when washing their babies butts. Dads tend to use soap. Both are bad. Both are worse if your baby is a girl.

If you wash a baby’s butt with water, no matter how huggably clean you get that baby’s but, you’ve still left millions of E. coli bacteria on your baby’s butt. If you wash with soap, the E. coli worry is eliminated. So you may think the man’s way is superior. But, what you’ve done is stripped your baby of bacteria and her protective butt oils.

Antibacterial soap kills 99.999% of the bacteria on your skin. This is not a good thing. Because the remaining 0.001% that survived survived because they were the antibacterial soap resistant. It gets worse. They have no competition for food. You can guess the rest.

“So?” you say?

What? You don’t expect your baby to ever poop again?! Your poor cute baby is going to have the worst diaper rash the next time because all the acid in the poop and the e coli will pass through the defenseless baby butt pores stripped of her protective oils! (SHEESH. MEN!)

For baby girls, it’s even worse. E coli, countless other bacteria, and digestive gastric acid all attack their defenseless internal tissues if you wash them with soap. If you just use water, repeat above sentence but just without the gastric acid part.

Doesn’t lotion or baby powder solve the problem? No. Baby powder dries out the skin and Lotion clogs their pores giving them a diaper rash again. “So what! We all had diaper rash,” you might think. If your baby has a diaper rash all night long, you will not be able to sleep, at all.

So now, I think we all see how this applies to women’s facial skin, dryness, acne, and wrinkles (except that guy – don’t be that guy).

What if you women wash with gentle soaps, you are killing most of the bacteria that can cause breakouts. But you are also stripping your radiant and delicate facial chemistry of it’s protective oils. If you use moisturizer, you’ll just clog pores like lotion on a baby’s butt.

That leaves us with the last logical option of antibacterial soap. Counterintuitively, antibacterial soap is not an option. Have you ever noticed that antibacterial soap labels say they kill 99.999% of bacteria on contact? You may think this is a good thing when compared to your college entrance exam score. You’d be wrong.

When you kill 99.999% of of the bacteria on your face or your baby’s butt, what kind of bacteria would you thing the 0.001% are? The 0.001% bacteria that survive are the bacteria that can survive against anti-bacterial soap. Logical isn’t it. If this doesn’t send a chill down your spine, the next sentance should. When bacteria, especially anti-bacterial soap resistant bacteria is left on your skin without any competition for food, they can feast on your skin unchecked because you already killed the harmless bacteria. How do you think skin eating virus like ebola came about? Mutation unchecked by competition for survival.

How to solve the Baby’s Butt and Woman’s Face Dilemma
If you are a perfectionist about your skin and your baby’s butt, you are in good company. JBNI is a perfectionist too. This explains why JBNI created a bar of soap that sells for $330. That’s right. It costs $330 for one single bar of Immortals’ Soap. The following are fun facts about how Immortal’s Soap solves all of the above problems. If you don’t want to know about it, you can just stop reading here and try to find a soap that does all the things that you’re not going to continue reading. o_O

This bar of soap is and has been used by ancient eastern civilizations down to this day. If not for the reasons above, Immortal’s Soap wouldn’t even be made available to the public. Immortals’ Soap is so precise, it kills 100% of all the bacteria on your face and on your baby’s butt. Even acid, anti-bacterial sprays and gells leave 0.02% of billions of bacteria (this equals 100s of 1,000s).

On the other hand (hah! figured out how to avoid saying, “however and but”), This ancient soap is 100% gentle. It’s made with only edible ingredients including medicine grade herbs that do the cleansing. Yes. You can eat this bar of soap. If you wanted to wash your gold fish, you can take a couple bars of Immortal’s Soap and drop it in their bowl. Your goldfish will squeak – still alive.

PS. Do you know why you’re not supposed to use tissue on your face? It’s the same reason why your nose gets red and burnt if you keep blowing your flu season nose on even the softest tissue. It’s also the same reason your optometrist tells you not to use tissue to clean your glasses. Tissue unlike cotton, is made from wood fiber. It is abrasive. Tiny tree splinters splinter off into your face. You’re basically micro sanding your face off. If you use a wet-moistened tissue, you are wet-sanding.

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