As you can see, a lot of things can go wrong here

Producing a human body is complicated business. Probably the most complicated undertaking on earth. And you women can do it.

This miraculous power doesn’t come without strings. Every month, your uterous has to discard it’s lining. Ideally, with perfect timing, your hypothalamus shoots out Gonadotropin-releasing hormone (GnRH). Your pituitary feels the tickle of GnRH and produces Follicle-stimulating hormone (FSH) and Luteinizing hormone (LH). The bigger party coaxes your ovaries to produce estrogen, progesterone, and testosterone completing the secret handshake that authorizes your uterine lining to reboot.

As you can see, a lot of things can go wrong here.

Everything from stress (which releases cortisol, GH and norepinephrine (more hormones)), to carbs, to delicious sugar, to lack of sleep, to polution, to fatigue, to poor nutrition, and anything else you can throw in, directly damages the precision of your menstrual cycle. And we all know what that feels like. We call it PMS but the “M” probably should stand for “menace.”

The “Journal of Reproductive Medicine,” says that women who report symptoms of PMS, consume three times the amount of sugar as women who do not report symptoms.

And you women can do it

Your PMS can commonly get bad enough to destroy your work relationships and even your love life. We’ve all seen this happen to someone we know.

Finally, after decades of compromising between maintaining a precision menstrual hormonal balance vs. living a productive yet stressful life in society laced with Cosmotinis, your monthly cycle pauses. But menopause doesn’t happen without a fight. And it fights you tooth and nail.

Women who call in to JBNI.us Naturaceuticals report symptoms so severe that they include the desire to commit suicide, severe depression, extreme anger, cold sweats and hot flashes so hot that they’ve had to change their sheets and take showers in the middle of the night, crushing migraines and worse yet, the inability to go to the bathroom for days.

cold sweats and hot flashes so hot that they’ve had to change their sheets and take showers in the middle of the night

Until recently, one of the most common doctor recommended response to menopausal symptoms was “hormone replacement therapy or HRT.” Logical isn’t it? Your period stops and the agony of menopause starts since your estrogen and progesterone hormone levels drop after about 40 years of PMSing.

But now, doctors are less eager to recommend hormone replacement therapy. After decades of recommendations and observation, it is now clear that HRT presents several side-effects

1. Increased risk of endometrial cancer
2. Slightly higher risk of breast cancer
3. Blood clots leading to:
4. Somewhat higher risk of stroke and heart attack
5. Increased risk of gallbladder disease
We could go on but we’re not in the business of depressing you

So what do we recommend you do? We recommend that you listen to women who have 100% totally eliminated their PMS and Menopause aggravation. They swear by “Cycalign” for PMS and “Fountin” for menopause.

See http://jbni.us/details.html

Try it out for yourself. You have a 90 day money back guarantee. In over 12 years of exclusively distributing JBNI Biodrux Naturaceuticals through doctor’s offices, we have only had two returns. One person ordered the wrong formula. The other returned an almost empty bottle. If you have any questions or would like to talk first, please call 425 408 9091 or directly message JBNI’s Team of Scientists and Physicians at http://jbni.us/forum

Our biggest complaint about both Cycalign and Fountin is that since they leave women 100% symptom-free, no cramping, no tension, and no warning, our women customers have been publicly “embarrassed.” They started having to use a calendar

See http://jbni.us/details.html

There are over 150 diagnostic categories for headaches, but most people don’t know one from the next. Like any medical problem, proper diagnosis is half the battle. So assuming you’ve already tried drinking more water and turning off the loud music, this series will help you identify and treat your headaches, while teaching you everything you need to know about the pain in your head that becomes a pain in the ass.

The Girly Girl: Hormone Headaches

Hormone headaches are for women only, because they are a direct result of menstruation and the concurrent hormonal changes. There are two main types: PMS headache and menstrual migraine. A PMS headache comes right before your period along with the rest or your PMS symptoms (fatigue, acne, joint pain, constipation, cravings, etc). For obvious reasons there’s not much to be done about a PMS headache, except consider yourself lucky that they only occur a few days a month.

A menstrual migraine can occur before, during, or after your period, or during ovulation (doesn’t seem like there’s many days left, huh?) Menstrual migraines have all the same signs of a typical migraine (throbbing head pain, nausea, vomiting, sensitivity to light and sound) but are less likely to include the blind spots and wavy lines of an aura.

Just like with a regular migraine, talk to your doctor about what treatments might be best for you.

JBNI is the producer of this blog and maker of over 33 Herbal Naturaceuticals that help with everything from migraines to PMS to everyday aches and pains.

Online Sources:

http://www.medicinenet.com/

http://www.headaches.org/

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A few more things you didn’t know you didn’t know about your monthly euphemism:

1) By the time you enter puberty, you have between 300,000 and 500,000 eggs. Only between 400 and 500 will ripen into mature eggs during your life.

2) The Jewish custom of a mother slapping her daughter at the onset of her first period is a sort of ancient abstinence only education. The idea is to slap some sense into the girl, reminding her not to disgrace the family by getting pregnant out of wedlock.

3) In the Biblical creation story, the name Adam is derived from “adamah,” which can be translated as “bloody loam.”

4) LOX Theatrical Tampons were a brand sold in the United States during the 1930’s. They were designed specifically for actresses as a form of menstrual protection that wouldn’t fall out during stage performances (because it “LOX” in place). Women in the theater profession were among the first in both the US and Europe to use tampons and pads rather than just bleeding into their underclothes.

In the Biblical creation story, the name Adam is derived from “adamah,” which can be translated as “bloody loam.” o_O

5) Strippers who are ovulating average $70 in tips per hour; those who are menstruating make $35; those who are not ovulating or menstruating make $50. There is little to no change for strippers who are on the pill, since it affectively stops ovulation all together.

Strippers who are ovulating average $70 in tips per hour; those who are menstruating make $35

You could take them off the pill of course, but they we’d need a study on what kind of tips pregnant strippers make. Reference: http://www.mum.org/

PS… FCC Disclosure: This blog is produced by JBNI Naturaceuticals who is also the producer of 100% Natural and Herbal Cycalign for Curious PMS Relief and Fountin, 100% Natural and All Herbal Formula for Menopause Relief. Try it out for a month.

… And you didn’t even think there was one did you?

1) A 20-week-old female fetus has approximately 7 million eggs, but is down to 2 million by the time she is born.

2) Some native South American cultures thought that all mankind was created out of “moon blood.”

3) In 18th Century Europe, washing and changing underclothing during their period was regarded as unhealthy, because women feared it would block the bleeding or make it more intense.

washing and changing underclothing during their period was regarded as unhealthy

4) The Draghi tampon, invented in 1959 by Andre Draghi, was designed for early cancer detection. The idea was that women could insert it themselves and send it off to a laboratory or physician who would examine it for abnormalities like cancer. It spared women and doctors the time necessary to accomplish the same thing in the doctor’s office.

5) Ancient Egyptians considered menstrual blood a remedy for many beauty problems, including sagging breasts. However, it was never used to treat conditions in men.

Ehem.

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