Sushi, Salmonella, and Wooden Cutting Boards Really Make Ginger Prettier than Mary-Ann

No, No. I’m not done with you yet. A few days ago, we gave you the straight skinny on the parasitic worms that can pop out of your eyeballs if you eat sushi without seaweed and wasabi. Next, we’re going to continue the theme of “eating like the natives” but go down into Mexico and [...]

If You’ve Ever Eaten Sushi, You Have Deadly Worms In Your Eyeballs

BACK: 2012 Aliens to Zombify Humanity

Part ONE: How ELSE You Get Parasitic Worms To Swim Around Your Body and Poke Holes Through Your Gut and Eyeballs…
I love sushi. When I first started dating, if it wasn’t for certain sushi’s aphrodiasiac properties, I would not have… umm… so much to owe sushi. Italian food, French [...]

If You’ve Ever Eaten Sushi, You Have Deadly Worms In Your Eyeballs

Part ONE: How ELSE You Get Parasitic Worms To Swim Around Your Body and Poke Holes Through Your Gut and Eyeballs…
I love sushi. When I first started dating, if it wasn’t for certain sushi’s aphrodiasiac properties, I would not have… umm… so much to owe sushi. Italian food, French food, and any other romance [...]